Whos titties would you rather suck?
Happy birthday to Selena Gomez who turns 18 today.
She’s been on my countdown to legality for some time now and while the anticipation for her 18th birthday isn’t on the same level as Lindsay Lohan, who by the way was smoking hot and had huge boobs when she turned 18, im sure there are tons of guys who were waiting for the day when it would become socially and legally acceptable to jerk off to Ms Gomez.
Personally she reminds me of the Olsen twins. Big head tiny body. How can that turn anyone on? She’s got a pretty face though. I just wish she would put on about 40 lbs. Bigger boobs would be nice too but that goes beyond the ability of what eating a few more cheeseburgers can do.
Now if her body looked more like Selena Castro, then maybe I could get excited about her.But thats not the case. Damn no wonder girls are so insecure about their bodies. With dudes like me telling them whats wrong with them in great detail, no wonder anorexia and bulimia are so prevalent amongst teenage girls. I think I’ll shut up now before I cause skinny girls with no titties to go vomit their lunches.
Now to get started on the countdown to Demi Lovato legality.
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- No this isn’t Selena Gomez, this is Selena Castro. No offense to Gomez but as a man, I’d much rather stare at Castro’s body.
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