Has a woman ever had a bigger back tattoo than Elena Heiress? I think not. I guess it gives a dude something to look at while he’s banging her up the ass.
Are tattoos even cool anymore? Wasn’t the fact that only bikers, gang members, and military dudes got them was what made them cool in the first place. Now that every nerd and their mother gets them kinda dilutes the cool factor. It use to be cool that you got drunk and woke up the next morning with a tattoo that meant absolutely nothing. Now if you get a cold or your pet hamster dies, you get a tattoo to commemorate the event. It’s pretty damn pathetic. If I was a biker I’d be pissed.
I like to watch LA Ink. It’s an ok show, but if I have to hear another persons sob story about why they’re getting a tattoo to remind their sorry asses that they lost someone dear to them from cancer, aids or a severe paper cut, I’m gonna staple my eyes and ears shut.
Enough with the tattoos people. You’re not cool. Nobody cares about how you lost someone close to you and now you have this insane burning desire to get their face tattooed on your asshole. It’s important to you, not the hundreds of people that have to see that shit every day. Please stop.
Unless you’re a biker, gang banger or guy in the military, NO MORE TATTOOS. Please.

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