By The Head Pimp

Valentines day gift ideas for women AND men,

Friday, February 11, 2011, 2:09 pm
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With Valentines Day around the corner, I thought I’d be kind and share my ideas as to what I thought would make for some really kick ass gift ideas for both men and women. No lame gift ideas here. This is the shit that everybody really wants. Really!

1) Candy:

For Her- Women love candy. What they don’t like are the extra pounds that are usually associated with said candy but who cares. Remember this, weight increases usually means bigger boobs. It’s a fact.
For Him-Screw the candy. Dudes can buy there own damn candy. Make us a steak and finish it off with a blow job at the end. Am I lying gentleman?

2)Flowers:

For Her- Woman love pretty things and flowers are about as pretty as you can get. The only problem is they cost way too damn much and if you’re lucky only last a few days. So here’s my advice. Plant her some roses. February is the season for planting roses and it’s truly the gift that keeps on giving. A lifetime supply of free red roses for Valentines
For Him- Dudes hate pretty things. How about getting us a case of beer instead. Nothing looks prettier to us than a case of our favorite beer. Unless of course you’re laying naked in our bed spread eagle.

3)A Movie:

For Her- Woman love anything gay and romance related. I think the best thing to do in this case is split up and get her her own ticket to what ever Jennifer Aniston movie is playing…
For Him- ….while us men can head over to the nearest porn shop for an evening of fine adult entertainment.

4)An evening of dinner and dancing:

For Her- For whatever reason women love dancing. I will never figure that shit out. Well if you can stomach it go right ahead. A few hours of this and she’ll be putty in your arms for what she’s about to endure next.
For Him- And that includes a trip to your favorite local strip club. Your girlfriends attendance is optional. Unless of course she’s into that kind of thing and you can talk her into getting a lap dance by a big titty bitch.

5)Electronics:

For Her- Women love to read so why not get her a Kindle. She’ll love reading her favorite romance novels getting all worked up and juicy in the process.
For Him- You can’t go wrong getting us a big screen TV. Nothing says I love you like watching football on a big screen TV. Throw in a six pack just for the hell of it.

That’s about it. Those are some of my opinions as to what makes decent gifts for each of the sexes. I’d write more but I need a nap.

Happy Valentines Day everybody!