Lately, one of two things seem to happen when Alicia Machado opens her mouth. The first involves a penis, the second pisses off a shitload of Asian people.

The former Miss Universe made some comments recently when she made reference to the recent conflict between North and South Korea. She referred to the two countries as “the two Chinas” thus pissing off a whole lot of Koreans and legitimate Chinese people as well as tons of female haters here in the states who love hating on beautiful former Miss Universes.

She did however, clarify what she meant by her comments, saying how down in Colombia, referring to Asians as “Chinas” is common. Not the cleverest of excuses but ok, at least it sounds kind of legit.

Now here’s my take on all this. Who cares. I’m going to come to Alicia’s defense and tell all the  female haters out there to get off her back and concentrate on your own petty little lives.

She’s never claimed to be of an intellectual mind. No matter how misconstrued her opinions are, at least the woman has some sense of international events, which is more than I can say for some of the women hating on her.

She’s a hot chick who’s popular for being a hot chick. That’s all. She’s not going be curing cancer or inventing the means of intergalactic travel anytime soon. So speaking on behalf of men everywhere let me just say this. Lets all just appreciate her for the slutty big breasted Colombian babe that she is now before her looks hit the wall, which im predicting will happen somewhere around her 43rd birthday. And ladies, lighten up.