Who could forget this classic Salma Hayek scene from a 2006 episode of Ugly Betty. Remember how you felt the first time you saw those titties pop out of that shirt on national TV. Oh yes those were the days, before the dark side, before the days of her marriage to that French bastard of a billionaire husband.
Who could ever be pissed off at Salma Hayek? Well it looks like a whole lot of angry Frenchmen are pissed off because of the French governments decision to bestow knighthood on the busty Mexican beauty. Why anyone would give a shit about a hot Latina with an awesome rack is giving some bull shit “knighthood” is beyond me.
If you ask me, I say give the woman anything she wants. A pair of breasts like that are indeed a rare commodity so if she wants to be a god damned knight, let her be a god damned knight. Why the fuck should anyone care.
mmmmm….Salma Hayeks big boobs “popped” up on Letterman this past week. She had them all out and exposed for all the world to see and drool at and they looked liked they were begging for a good titty fucking. I wonder if her billionaire bastard of a husband ever does that to her or if he’s too tired banging all those other chicks. Hmmm I wonder.
Salma Hayeks boobs almost make an appearance here in this pic of Ms Hayek in this transparent see thru dress. I would have been more impressed had she nor been wearing that damn bra that covers everything up. You can’t even see nipple. Maybe I’m just jaded from all the porn I watch everyday. Maybe this is actually a really hot pic and im just too lame to see it. I don’t know.
One of the hottest busty Latinas ever to walk the earth, Salma Hayek, is on the cover of Septembers issue of Allure Magazine and her big titties are pretty awe inspiring. Her interview is pretty interesting too.
In the interview, Ms boobalicious tells the magazine that she’s not interested in plastic surgery and that her boobs and curves are all 100% real. She also goes on to gloat about how much she loves her titties. Anyone else have a raging hard on right now?
I believe her totally that her boobs are real, but I’d ask her about the plastic surgery thing in about 10 years when her smoking hotness has faded into a dark abyss.
By the way, with her turning 45 next month, I wonder if she’ll be donning a bikini like Halle Berry did?
Well well well. It looks like Salma Hayek’s French bastard of a billionaire hubby has been dipping his candle in another womans wax. It has been revealed that he fathered the child of Linda Evangelista. To be fair, Salma and the French bastard were separated at the time but I’ll bet Salma is fuming right about now. And how much do you wanna bet Linda isn’t the only orifice he’s been penetrating.
Salma sure is showing a lot of titties in this TV interview. How come she never wears this kind of shit on Letterman? I might have to busty a few out to this one. Very nice. Too much makeup tho. I don’t like that.
Here’s a video of Salma Hayeks boobies front and center bouncing up and down all crazy. No nudity here but it should be enough to give any straight male a chubby. And maybe even some gay males too.
Sometimes, it’s important to stop and smell the flowers every now and then. So take a minute out of your day right now and drop everything that you are doing and just stare at the beauty that is Salma Hayeks big breasts.
Not only does Salma Hayek have great breasts but the woman also has a nice butt. I wouldn’t mind slathering it up with my mayo and sticking my hot dog in between those buns.
Recent Comments
2nd Feb 12
I stick my hot dog in between her buns and slather it with my own personal mayo
1st Feb 12
i would but i hate to wait in line'
1st Feb 12
i'd bury my face in her big ass an than bury my dick balls deep in her asshole'
31st Jan 12
I miss those titties
29th Jan 12
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
29th Jan 12
If only I could =( Her neked tatas will have to live on in our imaginations. Unless of course some angry ...