On the one hand we have the reigning queen of the double D's, the one, the only, Ms Sofia Vergara.

With Luis Miguel in the hospital for an unknown ailment, much has been written about how his current vagina of the month, Daisy Fuentes is nursing him back to health.

One can’t help but wonder how much faster he would recover if it was a past vagina, namely Sofia Vergara, by his bed side performing the nursing duties.

I don’t know about you all but I think staring at Sofias massive boobs would give me a much greater incentive to get out of bed and get back to chick banging health. Studies have shown that staring at big boobs is good for a mans heart.

Could the same be true in a negative way by staring at flat chested women. Could Daisy be doing more harm then good at this point. I’m not saying Daisy’s chest is flatter than a table top, my guess is she’s sporting a full C-cup, but can you really compare that to Sofia’s double D’s? I think not.

If I was Luis, I would seriously consider giving Sofia a call and beg her to make a house call. Hell a little titty sucking can’t hurt either right?

While I’m certainly no doctor, conventional wisdom tells me it would be a good thing, and that my friends is straight out of Martha Stewarts mouth.

On the other hand we have the not so busty, but definitely beautiful Ms Daisy Fuentes. The question is, who would you rather be staring at while laying on your death bed?