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By The Head Pimp
Posted in Actresses, Colombian, DD-cup or E, Sofia Vergara | Thursday, September 2, 2010, 6:00 am

Since I’m not a raging homo, to steal a Seinfeld quote, not that there is anything wrong with that, I didn’t see the Emmy’s this past Sunday, but I did manage to come across this pic of the cast of Modern Family from the awards show Sunday night and now I’m wondering what made Sofia Vergara get that astonished look on her face.
Could it be a misplaced finger up her bunghole? One can only wonder.
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By The Head Pimp

So much for running naked down the streets of Hollywood. Sofia Vergara lost her Emmy bid last night, ruining any chance we ever had to see her naked titties out in the flesh. She promised if she won she bare it all on Sunset Blvd.
It’s a damn shame
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 The vile things I would do to this woman.
Sofia Vergara thinks chicks in LA, Madonna included, look like freaks.
From her interview with Esquire Magazine
“L.A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”
I’m with you Sofia. But then again I think any woman with less than a D cup chest looks like a man so who am I to judge.
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By The Head Pimp
Posted in Actresses, Colombian, DD-cup or E, Sofia Vergara | Thursday, July 29, 2010, 8:00 am

First there was Diego Maradona and Larissa Riquelme promising to run naked in the streets if their soccer teams won the world cup, neither of which happened, and now Sofia Vergara is jumping on the nudity wagon by promising her own pledge of nudity if she wins the Emmy for which she was nominated.
I don’t know about you guys, but if I was you, I’d be on the phone bribing certain Emmy judges to make this happen. God knows this might be the only chance any of us ever have to see Sofia nude before her looks and body hit the wall, which by the way im predicting will happen sometime in the Fall of 2014.
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By The Head Pimp
Posted in Actresses, Colombian, DDD-cup or F, Sofia Vergara | Thursday, July 8, 2010, 9:00 pm
 Cheers to your Emmy nod.
Say Wuuuuuuut????
Sofia Vergara nominated for an Emmy? Seriously???
Yeah seriously. Every bodies favorite busty Colombian picked up an Emmy nod for her role on the ABC comedy Modern Family. Now I’ve seen the show a few times and believe me, aside from her prancing around in skimpy outfits, there is nothing about her role to get excited about much less deserving of an Emmy nomination, which the last time I checked, meant you possessed some manner of acting ability, the kind of ability Sofia does not possess.
So how then does a woman with huge breasts devoid of any acting skill whatsoever get nominated for an “acting” award? I have no idea, although one has to assume that some bomb ass oral skills have got to be involved.
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Posted in Actresses, Busty Latinas, Sofia Vergara | Thursday, May 27, 2010, 11:05 am
 On the one hand we have the reigning queen of the double D's, the one, the only, Ms Sofia Vergara.
With Luis Miguel in the hospital for an unknown ailment, much has been written about how his current vagina of the month, Daisy Fuentes is nursing him back to health.
One can’t help but wonder how much faster he would recover if it was a past vagina, namely Sofia Vergara, by his bed side performing the nursing duties.
I don’t know about you all but I think staring at Sofias massive boobs would give me a much greater incentive to get out of bed and get back to chick banging health. Studies have shown that staring at big boobs is good for a mans heart.
Could the same be true in a negative way by staring at flat chested women. Could Daisy be doing more harm then good at this point. I’m not saying Daisy’s chest is flatter than a table top, my guess is she’s sporting a full C-cup, but can you really compare that to Sofia’s double D’s? I think not.
If I was Luis, I would seriously consider giving Sofia a call and beg her to make a house call. Hell a little titty sucking can’t hurt either right?
While I’m certainly no doctor, conventional wisdom tells me it would be a good thing, and that my friends is straight out of Martha Stewarts mouth.
 On the other hand we have the not so busty, but definitely beautiful Ms Daisy Fuentes. The question is, who would you rather be staring at while laying on your death bed?
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 Luis Miguel fucked all these women. What a pimp.
Wanna know just how much of a pimp Luis Miguel is? Just read this months People En Espanol where they list the 13 official women that he was with in the past. This doesn’t include those women that have yet to come forward which im assuming is a lot. Wait till you hear who’s on that list. The man is quite the pimp.
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