Damn, those titties look huge in that dress. I wanna bury my face in that shit.

I didn’t know Kobe Bryant and his wife were still married. Whats it been like 8 years now? Yet there she was, front and center celebrating with Kobe after he and the Lakers finished off the Celtics in the NBA Finals.

At first I thought she was Kourtney Kardashian, no not the chunky one married to Lamar Odom, that’s Khloe. Kourtney is the small one with the big boobs who just had the baby, the hottest of the Kardashians in my opinion. Yea hotter then Kim. But again, I’m digressing.

This isn’t about Kourtney, or Kim, or chunky Khloe. This is about Vanessa Laine Bryant.

So yeah they’re still married. Of course you know she ain’t going anywhere. The longer she stays with him, the more she stands to make from their eventual divorce. I do say eventual because it’s almost a guarantee she leaves him and takes half his money. But you know she’s waiting for him to reach the height of his money making ability. That should be in about 2 years and one more championship. Remember, there is no prenup so you know she’s in for a huge payday.

Think she forgot about that whole Colorado rape fiasco? I think not. Kobe will feel the wrath of this woman’s scorn. It just won’t be for another couple of years, but yes, it’s coming. Oh yeah. It’s coming. Cue the evil laugh.