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Eva Longoria depressed, hittin the M&M’s hard

Eva Longoria has been hitting the M&M’s pretty heavily in recent days. Her recent divorce filing might have something to do with it. Sources say she’s downing 4-5 bottle of M&M’s a night.

I feel bad for poor big head. I really do. But this is no way to move on with her life. I hope she gets over her ex soon cause if this keeps up I can see her easily gaining 80-90 lbs. Although, her being as skinny as she is, that might not be such a bad thing.


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The woman who fucked up Eva Longorias marriage

So this is the woman who fucked up Eva Longoria’s marriage. Tony Parker supposedly flirted with this chick (Erin Barry)behind Eva’s back, the dirty little man whore. What do you guys think? Was she worth it? Who’s hotter, Erin or Eva? Or maybe dude just got tired of banging big head Eva. Girl does have a big head .


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Eva Longoria files for divorce


It’s official. Eva Longoria has officially filed for divorce from Tony Parker.

Rumor is going around that Eva found a shit load of text messages on his phone to and from a mutual friend of theirs. Now unless that mutual friend is Manu Ginobili, I’m willing to take a wild guess and say a woman is involved.

And if it IS Manu Ginobili than homeboy Tony has got some serious explaining to do.

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Eva Longoria divorce rumors heating up

TMZ is reporting that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have filed divorce papers. Eva’s people are vehemently denying these reports which in the long run makes Eva look really stupid when the divorce becomes public so why deny it.

I’ve been predicting this for the past couple of years. To be honest I’m surprised their 3 year marriage lasted this long. I don’t think I gave it more than 2 years. Those two people were NOT made for each other. You can see it in their body language whenever seen walking around together.

Congratulations big head. You don’t need him. Go out get drunk whore it up. That’s my advice.

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Eva Longoria in car accident

Eva Longoria and her big head looking hot in this bikini photo. I'd hit that shit well into next week.

Eva Longoria was involved in a minor car accident. Don’t worry though. Her abnormally huge head absorbed most of the impact so she’s doing fine.




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Eva Longoria and her big headed wax figure


Eva Longoria is the latest celebrity to have her likeness carved out of wax at Madame Tussauds and it doesn’t look bad.

The result?

Same skinny body, same grotesquely huge head all made out of wax……nice.

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Top 5 Hottest Non-Busty Latinas.

The top 5 hottest non busty Latinas around.

Lets face it . Not all Latinas were born with a great rack. These are my picks of the 5 hottest Latin women out there who have no boobs to speak of . Women who every time you watch them you think to yourself, damn if only she had bigger boobs, she would be 1000 times hotter. If you’re a woman with a B cup chest or smaller, don’t read this post. Your self esteem will suffer greatly.

So now on with the list.

  1. Jennifer Lopez
  2. I can’t stand Jlo but let’s face it, in her day she had it going on like nobody else. The one thing that would have sent her into outa space hotness would have been some monster sized titties. Can you imagine Jlo with Sofia Vergara titties? I would have blown my wad over and over to her.

  3. Shakira
  4. Her hips don’t not lie and they’re screaming for some implants. Poor Shakira is cute as a button and has one hell of a great ass, but one thing that’s lacking on an otherwise perfect body is a pair of D’s to go along with that bodacious booty.

  5. Eva Longoria
  6. I was always more of an Eva Mendez kinda guy. Longoria and that damn show Desparate Housewives always annoyed the hell out of me but I too bow to her undeniably cute hotness. The only problem is her head. Unlike her boobs this woman’s head is huge. She looks like a walking lollipop. It’s too bad modern science hasn’t found a way to switch the two.

  7. Dania Ramirez
  8. Dania comes in second on the list in terms of hottness. She inspires hard ons everywhere with her stunning good looks and caramel colored skin. If she had a pair of boobs like Rosario Dawson, I’d nut for hours by just looking at her.

  9. Roselyn Sanchez
  10. Easily the hottest of the bunch. Roselyn smokes everyone both in hotness and boobs size. While she’s not in Salma Hayek territory, Roselyn does have a decent sized C cup. She’s Roxana Martinez compared to everyone else on this list.

Honorable mention:

  • Zoe Saldana
  • Dania Ramirez
  • Itati Cantoral

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