Is Tom Brady Fucking Sofia Vergara?

So what the hell is going on? Is Tom Brady banging Sofia Vergara and if not why the fuck not?

The busty bombshell, who celebrated her 53rd birthday yesterday, is all over the news lately with rumors that she and Tom Brady are having some kind of summer fling. I don’t know if true or not but if I were Tom I’d hit that shit until next week.

I’m not saying marry her, God no, all I’m saying is you only get one chance at Sofia and you’ve got to take it before she hits the proverbial wall, if you know what I mean. And you better hurry too because time my friend is running out!!!!